Robin’s Big Date

This is a short film from 2005 that finally proves the theory everyone always knew to be true: Batman is a cockblocker. And kinda pervy too.

The video is a short film starring Sam Rockwell (Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) as Bat-Man and Justin Long (Live Free or Die Hard, Accepted) as the Boy Wonder. It centers around Robin meeting a female friend who he is interested in dating, but as he is waiting for her to show up at the restaurant Bat-man shows up and starts harassing poor Robin and hitting on his date.

Sam Rockwell absolutely steals the show as the lecherous, creepy, and kind of pathetic take on the Dark Knight character, but Justin Long has his moments as well like drinking milk while everyone else has alcohol, or the awkward tug of his uniform trying to cover up his green man-panties.

Link: Robin’s Big Date



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Red vs Blue: Episode 100 - The End of an Era

Red vs Blue The Blood Gulch Chronicles Episode 100

The end is here, and it’s damn funny.

The Austin based machinima creators Rooster Teeth released the final episode of Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles late last night. Culminating in 100 total episodes, plus several Public Service Announcements, the series has gone from a relatively unknown web series to a featured spotlight on Microsoft’s XBox Live service and the funny bastard children of Bungie, the creators of Halo.

I’ll save any spoilers for after the jump, and as soon as they release the embeddable version of the episode I’ll put it at the bottom of the article, but for now:

Click here to watch the series finale of Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles.

NOTE: There are actually THREE different endings to the episode, all available through the different links at the top. “Red vs. Blue” takes you to the first cut, “Episode” takes you to the second cut (and my personal favorite ending), and “100″ takes you to the third ending.

More after the jump…

Link: Red vs Blue: Episode 100 - The End of an Era



If Only More Newscasters Were Like Her

The clip above is from an MSNBC morning news show that broadcasted today. It features three of the newscasters reporting on the day’s stories, as usual, but when journalist Mika Brzezinski is supposed to start off with the “lead story” she immediately apologizes for the content, then after a second thought flat out refuses to discuss the topic.

What was the topic that she refused to report on? Paris. Effing. Hilton.

The clip jumps a few times, showing Mika getting more and more frustrated with both her fellow newscasters and the producer (which I assume is shouting obscenities in her ear) who still try to get her to do the story. She even goes so far as to steal a lighter out of one of the other newscasters pockets and attempts to BURN the damn story on live television. Before she can set fire to MSNBC’s studios they wrestle it away from her, but not before she rips the copy to shreds.

The producers even go so far as to print out another copy, which she promptly stands up and shreds in a nearby waste bin.

Kudos to her. If only everyone else in the media would do the same, Paris would lose all her powers and die on a coke binge somewhere. The media not paying attention to her is like Kryptonite to Superman.

Source: Perez Hilton

Link: If Only More Newscasters Were Like Her



Punch-Out: The Movie

Almost twenty years have passed since the classic Nintendo game Punch-Out came and changed our childhoods forever. From the awesome music to the state of the art 8-bit graphics, no fighting game would ever be the same after Little Mac and gang were through with us.

As a tribute to the boxing classic, the guys at Team Awesome put together this mock movie trailer of Mac’s triumphant return to the ring. The film uses a good mix of live action, over-the-top acting, and graphics pulled straight out of the original game (and a few from Duck Hunt and Super Mario Bros.)

I was a big fan of the game when it debuted on the Nintendo Entertainment System and played it constantly, so I got all the in-jokes in the film, but even a casual observer of the game will get the main points of the parody.

As a bonus, after the jump you can watch the outtakes of the film, which at times can be even funnier than the edited final trailer.

More after the jump…

Link: Punch-Out: The Movie



To Catch A Thief

Not Actual Burgler.  This is the hamburgler.

Over at SFGate there’s a fascinating story about a woman who had her identity stolen, but by chance of fate wound up in line with the very thief who perpetrated the crime in the first place.

Karen Lodrick, a meager 5′2″ 110lbs 41 year old consultant found herself face to face with the deviant, a 5′10″ 150lbs woman named Maria Nelson while standing in line for her morning latte at a Starbucks.

Karen had been called into town by a bank claiming she had left her drivers license there; a branch which she had never been to. While waiting for the bank to open, Lodrick stopped at the Starbucks nearby and noticed a burly woman wearing a familiar coat standing in line behind her.

The coat she recognized off of a security tape that her bank showed her of the person who stole her identity six months ago.

What follows is a tale of bravery and good luck that started with a foot pursuit through the city, and ended up with the criminal hiding behind a car in a parking garage to be discovered by the local police. The only downside to the story is the fact that the woman only received a few days in jail and probation, which she was already on for previous crimes.

Click here to read the story, and leave any comments or thoughts about it!

Source: SFGate

Link: To Catch A Thief



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Never Gonna Give You Up

“Here’s a song by a gay guy.” - Brian

This video is taken from last season’s Family Guy where Peter wants to relive his teenage years and gets Death (played once again by Adam Corolla) to send him back in time. What ensues is a cross between Back to the Future and It’s A Wonderful Life, with Family Guy’s own special twist.

The scene above is at the homecoming dance where Peter and Lois are supposed to kiss and fall in love (a la George & Lorraine McFly), with Brian playing guitar after the band’s original guitarist was injured. Since the story takes place in the early 80s, instead of Brian doing Chuck Berry, you get Rick Astley.

The best part:
“Hey Rick! It’s your cousin, Marvin! Marvin Astley. You know that mediocre generic sound you’ve been looking for? Well listen to THIS!”

BONUS: The origins of Peter vs The Chicken.

DOUBLE BONUS, BITCH: And for those brave enough, or want to relive those precious childhood memories, here’s the original Rick Astley video in all its suckery. Apparently this video has been made into an internet fad called “Rickrolling” which is done by mislabeling a link to something exciting.

Click here for exclusive leaked footage of Spider-Man 4!!!1!

Did you click on the link? If you did, you’ve just been Rickrolled. I love the Internet.

Link: Never Gonna Give You Up



Social Networking Takes Over

Digg gets owned by their own users

The social networking/bookmarking site Digg.com, founded by ex-TechTV anchor Kevin Rose and crew, has currently been completely overrun by its own users after it was discovered that the moderators were deleting or resetting votes on any topic that had a special key, or string of letters and numbers, in the story.

The key in question is the exact programming string needed to defeat the copy protection in the brand new HD-DVD format. This comes as a major blow to the supporters of the format, as it is the primary security on place for every single HD-DVD that gets released. The copy protection being broken may even place its competitor, BlueRay, as the winner of the next-gen home video market.

What happened was this: A user submitted a story to Digg.com that had the exact string in the title of the submitted post (and no, i’m not going to tell you what it is–I don’t want to be sued or have my blog taken down) and the moderators deleted the topic. The user submitted it again, and again it was deleted. Soon more than one user was submitting the topic. As of 12:47am 5/2/2007, every single post on the front page of Digg.com has the number in it in some form or fashion. In short, the entire user base of Digg revolted.

There’s now a song, a CafePress store, and over 250,000 registered domain names with variations of the numbers. Digg.com founder Kevin Rose finally gave up, and in this post he explains why:

We had to decide whether to remove stories containing a single code based on a cease and desist declaration. We had to make a call, and in our desire to avoid a scenario where Digg would be interrupted or shut down, we decided to comply and remove the stories with the code.

But now, after seeing hundreds of stories and reading thousands of comments, you’ve made it clear. You’d rather see Digg go down fighting than bow down to a bigger company. We hear you, and effective immediately we won’t delete stories or comments containing the code and will deal with whatever the consequences might be.

If we lose, then what the hell, at least we died trying.

On one hand, I absolutely support people who push the boundaries of censorship, and on a heavy social site like Digg.com, bowing to corporate pressure and alienating your users is not the way to go. On the other, I don’t exactly support the release of the code and what it implies, as this is going to affect a lot of people connected with the supporters of the format.

In the end, all I can do is tell other people about it and let them make their own decisions.

Link: Social Networking Takes Over



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