The CLOVERFIELD Monster Revealed
Frightening.
Link: The CLOVERFIELD Monster Revealed
Posted by Haggis on January 19th, 2008 @ 3:20 pm.
This Is Why I Love This Game
I know I’m a nut when it comes to World of Warcraft, but the above video and the matching live action is one of the many reasons why I love this game: the dancing.
Even if you’re not a player or even mildly familiar with the game, check out the video above which details most of the dances each race in the game can perform. The classic Dancin’ Fever dance is the first one featured, and I actually had no idea about the crazy Tunak Tunak Tun dance the Dranaei race performs.
Nothing beats Peanut Butter Jelly Time though.
Bonus: Even more after the break!
More after the jump…
Link: This Is Why I Love This Game
Posted by Haggis on December 14th, 2007 @ 12:58 am.
Lord of the Rings meets World of Warcraft
Yes, I’m a huge nerd and also a World of Warcraft addict.
And if you’ve never played the game (or any MMO, for that matter) you won’t get the jokes in the animated image above.
N00b.
My favorite part has to be that they suspect Boromir of being a ninja. “I get plate drops kk?”
Link: Lord of the Rings meets World of Warcraft
Posted by Haggis on November 20th, 2007 @ 6:07 pm.
Happy Halloween!
REAL ULTIMATE POWER!!!!11!!
Link: Happy Halloween!
Posted by Haggis on October 31st, 2007 @ 10:56 pm.
Morning Giggles
I’ve mentioned before of my love for ICanHasCheezburger and LOLCats, but this mornings post has given me a serious case of the giggles and I cannot stop laughing.
Seriously. So dumb.
Link: Morning Giggles
Posted by Haggis on October 25th, 2007 @ 8:43 am.
People Get Punched Just Before Eating
The above is SNL’s Digital Short from this last Saturday’s episode starring Bon Jovi with Foo Fighters as the music guest. I don’t know why this is so damn funny, but even with the sound off I was cracking up.
The ending makes no sense.
Bravo, Samburg.
BELIEVE IN YOUR DREAMS!
UPDATE: NBC has pulled all SNL Content off both YouTube and iTunes. You can find the videos on NBC’s own site now. Sorry folks, it was fun while it lasted. The almighty dollar always wins in these days.
Link: People Get Punched Just Before Eating
Posted by Haggis on October 15th, 2007 @ 2:44 pm.
A Letter to a City I’ve Never Been To
The following is what I have mailed to the City of Dallas, without the strikethroughs or italicized text. That’s just my own personal comments on the situation.
To The City Of Dallas Corrupt Dirty Shithole Joke of a City:
I recently received a collection notice on two unpaid parking tickets in your city that occurred on Sunday, 6/24/2000 within 9 minutes of each other, for “PARKING ON UNAPPROVED SURFACE”, which the lady obstinate bitch who repeated herself like a broken record I spoke with on the phone told me was a grassy area.
I am disputing the parking ticket on the following facts:
1. This is the most important of all: I have never been to Dallas in my entire life. Ever. (Seriously, your city sucks balls.)
2. The tickets are two different ticket numbers but contain the same information:
Ticket 1: Occurred at 9:07am on 315 N RAVINIA DR
Ticket 2: Occurred at 9:15am on 314 N RAVINA DR
You can see that the tickets are 8 minutes apart and occur what looks to be the same exact street, each with a $95.00 charge.
3. I never received any notification of parking tickets until last year around this same time, 6 years later.
4. The time and date in question is even more proof that it was not me or any vehicle I have ever driven. It was a Sunday morning, and I was still asleep. In HOUSTON. Seriously, get with the fucking program.
5. The vehicle in question was totaled in February of 2001 and I do not own it anymore. (RIP Pezmobile)
6. I have to repeat this, because this is the most important fact of all: I. HAVE. NEVER. BEEN. TO. DALLAS. The car in question, a 1997 Ford Escort, has also never been to Dallas, or if it did, was prior to my owning it in 1999 which is a year prior the tickets.
Please contact me to discuss this dispute, and remove these fraudulent charges from my record. After this is resolved, I do not wish to ever be contacted by The City Of Dallas ever again, and this incredibly ridiculous error is only cementing the desire to NEVER visit your city.
Thank You,
Haggis MacBastard
Apologies to B-Dogg McGee. No offense to you, but your city is stupid.
Link: A Letter to a City I’ve Never Been To
Posted by Haggis on October 3rd, 2007 @ 4:28 pm.
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2007-08-11 17:00
Terrible, stupid, and ridiculous torture porn. Kate Beckinsale and Luke Wilson should be ashamed of themselves for making this trash.
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2007-08-11 13:00
Decent semi-remake of Rear Window, starring the "IT" boy of the moment Shia LaBeouf. Seemed a little rushed, but decent ending.
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2007-08-10 21:00
David Fincher presents a frightening true story about the investigation of the Zodiac killer and the cartoonist determined to catch him.
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2007-08-09 21:00
After the kickass Iron Man animated film, I had high hopes for this. Not so much. It has its moments, but overall a complete snore-fest. And I *like* the Dr. Strange character.
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Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion...
2007-08-06 21:00
Zach is a maniac, and I can't stop watching. Brian Unger (NPR) interviews his twin brother Seth, Zach insults half his audience, and everyone gets the joke.
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