by Haggis (Sean Loyless)
September 7th, 2007 @ 2:21 pm
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The Troubled Life of Amy Winehouse
I’ve professed my love for the Wino before (a few times, actually), and today satire newspaper/website The Onion has an article about her troubled life, and the warning signs that we should have all seen.
And so I present The Onion’s “The Troubled Life of Amy Winehouse“:
Friends and family have been in the news recently urging British pop singer Amy Winehouse to quit using drugs, saying that she has a problem. What have the warning signs been?
- Follow-up single to “Rehab” was “Big Fat Lid of Black Tar Heroin”
- Beehive hairdo occasionally drops baggies, spoons, poppy plantations
- Always in good mood or bad mood
- Keith Richards seen leaving her flat looking defeated
- Constantly screams “God, I love taking drugs!”
- Before a show at the Hammersmith Apollo in London, Winehouse refused to go on until the stage had been cleared of all the four-headed snakes and ghosts of her ancestors
- Her music thus far is pretty cool
My favorite line: “until the stage had been cleared of all the four-headed snakes and ghosts of her ancestors.” Brilliant. Effing brilliant.
