Third Decade

The young Haggis

Five years ago I was just starting one of my first jobs in my field, working for a small yellow pages company. I was living alone but not enjoying it very much, and I was considering getting another apartment with a friend.

Ten years ago I was working for a telephone survey company and taking a year off before starting college. I made employee of the month two months in a row because I memorized the order of keys needed to advance to the next call without having to wait for the slow computer load screens, which brought my call rate to less than a second between calls.

Fifteen years ago I was nervous about going to high school, and probably spending my nights talking to strangers on BBS Chat boards (that’s pre-internet, folks). The irony is that I’d been telling online people I was 15 for three years, just so they’d take me seriously. At 15. What was I thinking?

Twenty years ago I was spending my time at the school park playing GI Joes and Transformers in the dirt, and throwing them off playground structures with makeshift parachutes. The rest of the time was spent riding my bike all over the neighborhood, or attempting to build tree forts in the woods next to my apartments.

Twenty-five years ago I was very excited about starting Kindergarten. Earlier that year I had gotten on the bus with a neighbor girl and went right into her classroom like I belonged there. The only supplies I brought were my sister’s Happy Days lunchbox filled with Marshmellows and a Thermos™ full of water. The administrative staff thought it was all very cute and funny. My mother did not.

And Thirty years ago today, I was squeezed out of my mother and thrust upon the world for the very first time.

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bdogg_mcgee said:

Happy Birthday!!!

Commented on August 1st, 2007 at 8:07 am.


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Gymshoes said:

“Happy Birthday to you…(come on everybody join in singing…) :-D

Commented on August 1st, 2007 at 8:08 am.


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Amit Schandillia said:

A really cool design, I must say! Dude, your page rocks!! Ilove the black and gray theme and feel jealous of not having such a design on my site! And no, it’s not just the design. Your content is kickass too! Especially the first post where you have tracked your birth and growth over the 3o years of your life, is simply brilliant at the very least.

By the way, if it’s not your trade-secret, would you please let me know how you got that search box on top? It certainly aint Google’s.

Amit (easyspanish.co.nr/)

Commented on August 3rd, 2007 at 9:33 pm.


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Haggis said:

Hahaha.. Actually it is. It’s the one right out of AdSense, I just stripped all the extra crap out of it, including the logos. They still use Google’s search results. :D

And thanks for the kind words about the design and the blog.

Commented on August 3rd, 2007 at 9:36 pm.


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morinn said:

happy birthday to you (quite belated) it’s interesting the way you wrote about it!

Commented on August 3rd, 2007 at 10:09 pm.


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Haggis said:

Thanks! Had to do something special for the big three-oh.

Commented on August 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 pm.


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Norski said:

Welcome to the over-thirty crowd!

That’s one of the more imaginative - and readable - autobiographies I’ve encountered.

Oh, right: Happy Birthday!

Commented on August 3rd, 2007 at 11:51 pm.


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MonaLisa said:

What a KEEEEWWWWWTTT pic! ;)

Commented on August 7th, 2007 at 1:17 pm.


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Gerri said:

That’s a great history so far! Hope you had a great birthday.

Commented on August 14th, 2007 at 8:08 am.


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