When Rabid, Spear-Wielding Models Attack

This is the most fabulous thing I’ve ever heard.

BBC News reports that supermodel and phone chucker extraordinaire Naomi Campbell has been ordered by a Manhattan criminal court to pay for her assistant abuse by cleaning the floors in a New York municipal sanitation warehouse. Stemming from an incident in which Campbell, 36, threw a cell phone at her then assistant after accusing the woman of stealing her jeans, the violent vixen will serve a court-ordered five days of community service at the warehouse, in addition to attending anger management classes. Campbell recently pled no contest to a charge of reckless assault and apologized for the attack. Rep’s for Campbell have stated that “she was ready to report and complete her community service no matter what or where it was.”

So, Naomi Campbell is going to be cleaning up after sanitation workers? Beautiful, just beautiful. I can see it now. “You stole my orange safety vest, you bitch!”

Let me tell you something, people. No good can come of this:

plus this:

Source: BBC News