“Worst Movie Ever” Made Into “Worst Stage Play Ever”

Xanadu movie adapted into screen play

Xanadu, the 80’s film starring Olivia Newton-John about the daughter of Zeus encouraging a human to build a disco rollerskating rink, is being adapted into a stage play to be produced on Broadway.

One of my dear friends is obsessed with this movie. I can guarantee the movie is brought up at least once a week by either her or her husband, either in comparison or in jest, or just to talk about “That Suck Guy.”

Xanadull (as the phrase was coined by those same friends) was quite possibly one of the worst movies ever made. I place it up there with other shitcan classics like “Surf Nazi’s Must Die” and “Rock ‘N Roll Mom.” Now it’s being revived for a whole new generation of people to make fun of it.

From TFA:

The musical is scheduled open in early May at the Helen Hayes Theatre. Songs are by Jeff Lynne and John Farrar, who provided tunes for the movie. The book is by Douglas Carter Beane, author of “The Little Dog Laughed,” a comedy currently playing at Broadway’s Cort Theatre.

No casting for “Xanadu” was announced, but a workshop production earlier this year featured Jane Krakowski and Cheyenne Jackson. The film starred Olivia Newton-John as that helpful Greek muse, Michael Beck and movie-musical legend Gene Kelly.

Isn’t this another sign of the Apocalypse?

ALL HAIL THE SECOND COMING OF THAT SUCK GUY.

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MonaLisa said:

I’m pretty sure this movie really sucked, but have you ever seen a movie from the early 80’s called, “Heavy Metal?” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082509/)
It looks so bad that I really wanna see it. You know, in that sick John Waters sort of way.

Commented on December 20th, 2006 at 4:36 pm.


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Haggis said:

Noo!! Heavy Metal is one of the most awesome animated masterpieces of the 20th century! It’s not “bad” as in terrible, it’s “bad” as in bad-ass!

Commented on December 20th, 2006 at 4:41 pm.


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Smokin said:

K, let’s give credit where credit is due…

I coined the term “Xanadull”, but only by accident. I typed Xanadu II in a post on the old Camp Spyglass site, but forgot the space. So everyone thought I had typed Xanadull, and thought it was a strangely fitting name for the sequel. Except Lemon, who found it offensive.

And agreed, Heavy Metal was awesome.

Commented on December 21st, 2006 at 10:55 am.


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XanaduROCKS said:

Xanadu is a great kitschy-fun movie! Great soundtrack by ELO and the graphics from the animated scene are from the designer of the 80’s video game ‘Dragon Slayer’. Way ahead of it’s time. Not all movies are meant to be Oscar-worthy!

Commented on January 22nd, 2007 at 10:32 am.


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Erik said:

Xanadu: cute story, good dancing/choreography, AWESOME music…
but… HORRIBLE screenplay (some of the worst, cheesiest dialogue ever written for a movie), and even worse acting, by Beck in particular.
Conclusion: newly written, it could be an AMAZING stage musical!

Commented on February 14th, 2007 at 8:00 pm.


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Abby said:

Xanadu may not be a great movie but for me it’s a cult classic. I love Greek/Romon Mythology, animaition and ELO so this movie covers all my bases for a fun, no-brainer movie. I also like thought provoking movies too like Joy Luck Club and A Room with a View. As you can see I like all types of movies-even proclaimed “bad ones.”

Commented on April 17th, 2007 at 3:31 am.


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richlatino said:

Xanadu had great music Olivia/ELO it was a little out there but it was way better then Cant stop the music or grease 2.

Commented on May 9th, 2007 at 5:19 pm.


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Smokin said:

What wasn’t better than Grease 2?

Commented on May 10th, 2007 at 10:25 am.


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Jim said:

Why are the “worst movies ever made” always those which everyone remembers and always seem to inspire such vehement anger and hatred? There are far worse movies that inspire nothing, not even derisive laughter. THOSE are bad. When’s the last time someone started a post about the TV remake of The Sunshine Boys? Bad movies no one care about are the worst movies ever made.

Commented on May 26th, 2007 at 11:48 am.


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