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    November 17th, 2006 @ 1:14 pm

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    Inappropriate Toys for Children

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    Dora The Explorer: Dora Aquapet: The best toy for all young females and confused young boys.

    If you think that was bad, you should see the companion piece:

    Dora the Explorer Pink Cavern Setâ„¢

    Now Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapetâ„¢!

    The Pink Cavern Setâ„¢ is custom designed for hours of in-and-out playtime! The Dora Aquapetâ„¢ fits snuggly in the tight opening of the Pink Cavern Set for at least 30 minutes of enjoyment!*

    *Lubricant may be required. Dora Aquapetâ„¢ may require a sandwich or a nap afterwards.

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    Comments on Inappropriate Toys for Children

    • Smokin
      That is gross.
    • bdogg_mcgee
      ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future...
    • bdogg_mcgee
      OMG--did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!
    • zach
      that is so freakishly gross, but funny
    • Smokin
      Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.

      Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you've linked is now long gone. Hehehe.
    • Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don't know if it's even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.
    • There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.

      He's wearing a snorkel....
    • dumb design
    • Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet
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