Inappropriate Toys for Children

Dora The Explorer: Dora Aquapet: The best toy for all young females and confused young boys.

If you think that was bad, you should see the companion piece:

Dora the Explorer Pink Cavern Setâ„¢

Now Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapetâ„¢!

The Pink Cavern Setâ„¢ is custom designed for hours of in-and-out playtime! The Dora Aquapetâ„¢ fits snuggly in the tight opening of the Pink Cavern Set for at least 30 minutes of enjoyment!*

*Lubricant may be required. Dora Aquapetâ„¢ may require a sandwich or a nap afterwards.

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Comments on Inappropriate Toys for Children

Smokin

That is gross.

bdogg_mcgee

ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future...

bdogg_mcgee

OMG--did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!

zach

that is so freakishly gross, but funny

Smokin

Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.

Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you've linked is now long gone. Hehehe.

Haggis (Sean Loyless)

Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don't know if it's even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.