Inappropriate Toys for Children

Dora The Explorer: Dora Aquapet: The best toy for all young females and confused young boys.

If you think that was bad, you should see the companion piece:

Dora the Explorer Pink Cavern Set™

Now Dora the Explorer can enter that curious young adult stage of life in style! Exciting phallic adventures continue for your Dora Aquapet™!

The Pink Cavern Set™ is custom designed for hours of in-and-out playtime! The Dora Aquapet™ fits snuggly in the tight opening of the Pink Cavern Set for at least 30 minutes of enjoyment!*

*Lubricant may be required. Dora Aquapet™ may require a sandwich or a nap afterwards.

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Smokin said:

That is gross.

Commented on November 18th, 2006 at 12:29 pm.

bdogg_mcgee said:

ROTFL!! I predict it going the way of the vibrating Nimbus 2000 (Harry Potter broom) sometime in the future…

Commented on November 18th, 2006 at 8:15 pm.

bdogg_mcgee said:

OMG–did you READ the user comments on Amazon???? Holy crap!!!

Commented on November 18th, 2006 at 8:17 pm.

zach said:

that is so freakishly gross, but funny

Commented on January 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm.

Smokin said:

Seeing that there was a new comment, I decided to reread the old ones.

Intending to read the user comments on Amazon, much to my surprise, the page you’ve linked is now long gone. Hehehe.

Commented on January 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am.

Haggis said:

Yeah I think the number of hits + comments the page was getting forced them to take it down. I don’t know if it’s even sold anymore, at least not the Dora versions. It was funny while it lasted.

Commented on January 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am.

Xopher.tm said:

There is still a Boots version on Amazon if you hunt for it.

He’s wearing a snorkel….

Commented on February 16th, 2008 at 12:58 am.

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