Time Machine

Need to go back in time to get your freakin’ sweet nunchucks out of your locker? Trying to recapture that lost high school football career?

Well have no fear, fine patron. You too can own the fabulous “Uncle Rico’s Time Machine” as seen in the hit movie, Napoleon Dynamite! Just hook the electrodes up to your temples, turn the machine on and prepare to ride the timeline into your fantastic past!*

This item is for sale on eBay, but only for a limited time! Only 21 hours remaining until you’d have to go back in time to catch the sale of the auction. Of course you’d have to own another time machine to do that. Oh dear, I’ve created a paradox.

*Note: Users past may not be fantastic. Uncle Rico’s Time Machine does not actually propell you back in time, and may cause burning, electrocution, and massive tater tot consumption. Use at your own risk.