Jolt Cola Rocks!

Yeah, so this is what happened when I found that HEB Grocery carried Jolt Cola. Jolt was always something of a myth as a child. It was the “Super Cola” that was said to have so much caffiene it makes your head explode. People I knew always “knew someone” who had it or some magic store in the middle of nowhere that carried it, but I never actually had it.

I was at work, had an idea in my head for a goofy set of pics, and grabbed my Nokia 3650 camera phone. I think I may have way too much free time on my hands.
Oh, and for those who have never tried Jolt, it tastes like a flat RC Cola, which tastes like ass already. It will indeed “Wake You The Fuck Up” though.

Link: Jolt Cola Rocks!

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james said:

the food court at virginia tech used to carry cans of jolt. sundays for me usually included converting my unused meals for the week into credits which i then used to stockpile jolt. this might help to explain my terrible sleeping patterns during college. and the twitching.

i do have to agree on the taste, though. except i normally enjoy non-flat rc cola. but oh well, caffeine trumps flavor.

Commented on May 27th, 2004 at 9:48 am.

squishybear said:

hahahaha! Those are great!

I remember using Jolt when we would have those lock ins in high school and jr. high .. trying to stay up all night.

It was icky but it worked!

Commented on May 29th, 2004 at 10:17 am.

XxxiannNDee said:

JOLT ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!! It’s like crizznack for kizznids….muah-hahahahahahahahahhahahahah
EVIL XxX strikes again.

Commented on June 5th, 2004 at 1:06 pm.