Red Vs Blue: Season Two

“I bet I have better vitals than you…. What are vitals?” - Caboose/O’Malley

If you haven’t found out already, Rooster Teeth Productions released the Season Premiere of Red Vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles on Sunday.

Red Vs Blue chronicles the tedious lives of a group of space marines in the middle of a box canyon and their battles (verbal or physical) with each other. The reward: Two bases in the middle of a box canyon.

Season One saw the death (and reincarnation) of Private Church, the death of the cyber-enhanced bitch, Tex, and we learned that Caboose’s real name is O’Malley and that he’s very angry.

Click here to download Red Vs Blue Episode 20: Everything Old Is New Again

Link: Red Vs Blue: Season Two

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Someone said:

I really dont know what this is could someone tell me??

Commented on February 9th, 2004 at 2:46 pm.

Church said:

It is a story based on the Blood Gulch map in halo. If you have not seen them you should go to http://www.redvsblue.com and download/watch them. Then you will know.

Commented on February 10th, 2004 at 11:24 am.

-=K.b=-ChUrCh said:

Red vs. Blue, it isnt just a comedy, its a step to a new kind of comedy. Caboose, then average moron, Chruch, they guy that always get mad at the dumb one, and has a very low patiants, and alot more goofy and funny people that will make you die laughing. I recieved this dvd on the weekend from a family friend, and watched it and first thaught it would be dumb, but once i got into it, i loved it. I let my friends borrowit, and its now there favorite movie. i just wont to give credits to the guys that made this movie ” Good Job Guys, Keep The Movies and Seasons Coming!”

sincerly,
-=k.b=-ChUrCh (thats my counter strike name, hehe)

Commented on February 19th, 2004 at 10:33 am.

Matt said:

i thought it sucked. It was an excuse for nerds to make a movie out of a video game. Do me a favor and kill urselves…all of u.

Commented on February 22nd, 2004 at 1:41 am.

T man said:

i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so shut up all u cock bites)

Commented on February 22nd, 2004 at 10:19 pm.

T man said:

i think it is wat is to come. u can actually relate this to real life. the pissed off guy (church) has some sense and shows it by trying to shut the rest up. the moron (caboose) thinks he’s (or she’s) so smart and trys to show it but they can’t because they r a moron. and so on. i think it is funny. ( so show some respect because thats y they have 2 seasons goin now)

Commented on February 22nd, 2004 at 10:20 pm.

Moose said:

I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

Commented on February 24th, 2004 at 12:22 pm.

Moose said:

I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

Commented on February 24th, 2004 at 12:23 pm.

Moose said:

I think that donut is the best because he as liteish red armor he he he. Forget my name i just put any thing.

Commented on February 24th, 2004 at 12:24 pm.

Darkfox said:

I think that this is a very well done comedy, i mean, i don’t think any one else can do this sort of job better that these guys, keep up the good work!

Commented on February 24th, 2004 at 11:01 pm.

dark child said:

this is cool as hell.u guys do a hell of a job on this. keep doing it

Commented on March 30th, 2004 at 7:06 pm.

night_dragon said:

RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

Commented on March 31st, 2004 at 4:01 pm.

night_dragon said:

RVB is the best thing to hit halo since halo!!! me and a friend are starting a new thing called black Vs. white check it out its in the side winderlevel were giving credit to RVB for insparashon and all so keep it up RVB

Commented on March 31st, 2004 at 4:01 pm.

jimmy johnson said:

I think RVB the best thing since slice of bread! Don’t mind my name it isn’t real. But serious now good work thatkeep it up

Commented on April 14th, 2004 at 11:03 pm.

trip said:

red vs blue kicks ass, it so funny!

Commented on April 18th, 2004 at 2:23 pm.

zac said:

first: lemme tell you, if you really want to talk to me call 1900gaymnsx and be prepared to pay for it…lol

and secondly, this shit is funny…i mean really…i’m fucking serious. It is funny. You will laugh. (/me shoots mind control beam)

/\/\/\|—-|\/\/\/ |-_/|\-_| (((me behind a shield))—-radar tower which it is on:—-((o))))

Commented on April 18th, 2004 at 11:08 pm.

Uncle Julio said:

I think they have gone far enough with it. They should cut it off after season 2. If they keep it going too much longer it’ll turn into the simpsons, and just be a bunch of boring episodes that repeat themselves. What has come so far is good, but go out in glory before you burn out RvB!

Commented on May 1st, 2004 at 4:51 pm.

Jay Rawe said:

rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

Commented on May 12th, 2004 at 1:23 pm.

Jay Rawe said:

rvb is the coolest site on the web since newgrounds…..keep up the good work guys

Commented on May 12th, 2004 at 1:25 pm.

mad_fucktard said:

i think its pretty original and i congradulate on the fuckers who did it

Commented on May 24th, 2004 at 3:00 pm.

obscurusferox said:

where can i find all of the red vs blue episodes because the one on the site starts from 7 and then it gets to 12 and the next is 20 and i cant find any

Commented on June 2nd, 2004 at 10:53 am.

Caboose said:

For obscurusferox, the place to go for all RVB episodes is wodinns page. te adress typed into the bar is:

http://www.uvm.edu/~pzahn/RvB/Redvsblue.html

that has all episodes and PSA’s (public service announcements)

Commented on June 5th, 2004 at 4:58 am.

Anonymous said:

God damn you’re all so stupid. Okay, not all, but only 10% of you can spell, and 9% of those that can spell post their thing 2 or 3 times. And BlackVsWhite? God save us all.

Commented on July 4th, 2004 at 11:05 pm.

knicknack said:

Phentermine (?) I’m guessing that you don’t like RvB, but i don’t see why not. It has humor, and sorry if you don’t like to laugh, but don’t spoil it for anyone else you giant fuckwad of whale sperm.

Commented on July 7th, 2004 at 9:46 am.