Bastard son of a 100 Maniacs said:
YOu ShIt faced Gremlins!!!!!! Suck saggy fuckin tits Pinhead fans!!! Whoever likes Pinhead can suck my dick and only if they are hot young women my age!!!!! They should make a Freddy v.s. Jason 2, or Freddy v.s. Michael v.s. Jason(Though that sounds a little lame), or Jason v.s. Ash. Either way you look at it. Common sense will tell all ye who like Pinhead to suck a piping hot dick that burns your mouth and sends you to your faggots little home…..HELL!!! ………….FREDDY KRUEGER WILL FIND YOU Pinhead FUCKERS!!!! FREDDY KRUEGER IS THE MAN, I AM THE MAN, SUCK IT BITCHES. All killers for the most part are o.k., but Pinhead just annoys me. I mean come on. Pins sticking out of his head doesn’t scare anyone, unless your the type that cries like a little bitch with skinned knees. Let’s face guys, you don’t exactly here a lot of people talking about Pinhead unless you live in douche-ville!!! Anyway….. Everyone knows Jason probably the most, then Freddy Krueger(My main Man), then Chucky(For some reason, though I don’t mind him), then either Michael or Samara(Samara is the evil little girl in THE RING), then Pinhead. Sorry but if you do the math, you’d have to be fanatics or at least at the right place at the right time to know about Pinhead. I, personally, hate the thought of Pinhead and is deviloush(Dumbass) ways. I think there should be another ‘The Ring’ movie, or a moving involving Samara and her video tape that either Jason or Michael Myers accidentally watch while a dirty little teen has rented it, stole it, etc. But then they gut her, or him, or them(lovebirds), then stay there staring like they do so chillingly, silently, noticing the evil in the video itself, and because there evil, and we probably can’t snuff out evil like they can. Anyway, I’m getting way ahead of myself. Jason is the most popular or at least well known, I mean c’mon, who doesn’t know about the legendary ‘Jason Mask’ at Halloween when your looking for costumes and you find that in the Halloween costume isle, and he’s notorious for his machete/butterknife, and for his chainsaw. I believe he is the most well-known, but I believe Freddy Krueger is also well-known, especially after watching the movie Freddy v.s. Jason. It’s just interesting to read their reactions as a killer with each new predicament/puzzle(And to keep tally of their total # of kills from every movie added together). Anyway, I hope any ‘Hollywood director guy, dude that reads this is at least maybe a little interested in the idea’s I may have spawned in that raisin looking brain of yours(lol). But I’m not quite sure how to go about the whole Samara involved in a Freddy v.s. Jason/Michael Myers movie so scratch that, unless you have a ‘GOOD’ idea. And by the way. I think you should have a killer that talks like Freddy Krueger so the whole movie isn’t just those two hacking, though there should be a lot more action than in Freddy v.s Jason. I mean hell, who doesn’t like to see the icons of the super human inhuman killers world duke it out for the greatest match/title ever. I’ll start wrap things up though. Put a ‘COOL’ twist in the next Freddy v.s. Jason movie, and at least make another Freddy v.s Jason movie, because at least 8 out of every 10 people loved or like the movie enough to wan’t to see it again. Put a twist like maybe Freddy is actually not in the Dream World and is going around stalking people gruesomely to get revenge that way. Now it’s even worse if they are sleeping when he comes to get them, and it would be cool if he got Jason and Michael to fight and the police concentrated on those two figthting, and the town of whatever, wherever, quarantined or at least on their way to another city/town ‘Unguarded’ and Freddy Krueger starts to rack up the kills, when the police force gets a call that says that he his stalking them, and after a sweet fight between Jason and Michael, and an explosion that separates them, the police decide they had to have died(but didn’t of course) and need to rescue the people from the silent, but deadly, Freddy Krueger! Then maybe at the end, he dies or is sent back to the Dream World(Same difference?) by a whole lot of people and police officers who kill him the same way a before. They track him down, chase him, he kills a lot but can’t kill em’ all, gets cornered in an abondoned Cabin(Where Ash is, or something like that, but the two ‘might’ cross, and the manhunt finds Freddy, and Freddy roasts, and the story ends, and I am F..i..n..a..l..l..y..DONE!
Commented on April 26th, 2004 at 3:08 am.