The Friday Five
Haggis: The Movie
Source: the friday five
1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?
Complete Waste of Time: The Haggis MacBastard Story
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?
Anything by Ben Folds, Dave Matthews, Barenaked Ladies, and for the dramatic death scene, “No Rain” by Blind Melon
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?
Sheesh. I think Animated, most likely, especially with the mass amount of cartoons I watch.
4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?
Me: Edward Norton; Mom: Susan Sarandon; Sister: Sarah Jessica Parker; Roommate: Rob Zombie.. sheesh this is hard!
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.
Fade from Black, wild techno music: “This Summer” (big blocky text, flying at the screen, followed by several quick (1/2 second) cuts of scenes, “PREPARE TO” (more quick cuts) “BE BORED” (even faster cuts) “OFF YOUR ASS” (Giant shot of ass) (cut to black 2 seconds as wild techno music builds) (Giant Blocky text, filling screen) “COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME: THE HAGGIS MACBASTARD STORY” (Fade to black, music dies) “Summer 2004″
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