The Pam Anderson Wake-Up Call

Now she’s an $8 whore!
Source: The Times Of India

Pamela will wake you up for $7.99

The $8 WhoreLOS ANGELES: Do you fancy being woken up every morning by Hollywood sex kitten Pamela Anderson, even if you don’t happen to be her rocker fiance Kid Rock? Well, now you can be.

Blond bombshell Baywatch star Anderson has signed on to a celebrity wake-up service which allows customers to be gently roused by her dulcet tones for only $7.99 per month.

“Hi, it’s Pamela,” purrs one of the greetings. “I love animals, they’re fun to play with. Are you fun to play with? How about getting down on your hands and knees and barking like a dog. Now get your ass out of bed and fetch my slippers. Have a great day,” she says.

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Commented on June 6th, 2004 at 6:05 am.


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