This-or-That Tuesday
Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
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1. Cats or dogs?
Cats! Dogs are loud, smelly and co-dependent.
2. Butterflies or birds?
Butterflies.. they’re quiet.
3. Horses or cows?
I think I like Horses better, but if I wanted a hamburger I think i’d choose the cow. 
4. Turtles or snakes?
Turtles. Snakes are icky.
5. Frogs or grasshoppers?
Frogs.
6. Lions or tigers?
I’m a Leo, baby!
7. Elephants or mice?
I think mice are easier to clean up after.
8. Porcupines or aardvarks?
Aardvark. I don’t think i’d like to pull needles out of my hand if I wanted to pet something.
9. Unicorns or dragons?
Neither! I like the Mexican Chupacabra instead!
10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s/he is moving into, but they don’t allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?
Stay put. My kitties are my children. Would you abandon your children? You would, wouldn’t you! You sick bastard.
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