Monday Mission 2.51

Monday Mission 2.51
The Almost Tuesday Mission
PromoGuy is a fellow blogger who for almost three years now has put out these “Monday Missions” which contain several thought and conversation-inspiring questions. This is what blogging is all about.

And now, for the first time, It’s the Daily Haggis Monday Mission:

PromoGuy’s Monday Mission 2.51

1. So, have you been naughty or nice this year? Both? Gimme details!
Oh geez.. I think i’ve been mostly nice this year… I think I could have been a little less rude to a few people, but those people probably deserved it anyway.

2. Are there any Christmas television commercials that you look forward to each year?
I really like those car commercials when people give each other cars by having a Big Novelty Bow� around the car or the Family Dog� bringing the keys to the new owner in its mouth.

Nah, not really. Those damn commercials are everything that’s wrong with this country. No one does that. No one.

3. Are you the type that likes to know what you are getting as a present (do you rattle the boxes?) or do you like suprises?
Oh man, I used to be really bad when I was younger. My sister taught me at an early age how to sneak a peek at the presents every year by perfectly replacing the tape around the box. Ruined many good presents that way. I’m better now, only it’s the reverse. I like to give people presents before Christmas now cuz I can’t stand the wait.

4. Have you ever been scared of those “mall Santas?” Is there anything at “the mall” that does scare you?
Santa doesn’t scare me. Ross Dress For Less scares me. I swear I think there’s a leper colony inside each of those stores.

5. We’ve talked about Holiday foods you love, so what holiday foods do you hate?
Hate? Food? Hate Holiday Food? What?

6. Have you ever forgotten to buy someone a gift? How did that situation play out?
Nah, i’m a struggling bachelor living on his own for the first time, so people cut me slack when I don’t give them gifts. As well they should. Not this year though. I got something for everyone.

7. Describe (or post a pic of) the tackiest holiday yard decorations you’ve ever seen?
A single string of the outdoor colored lights strung around a nasty dying (real) tree, and half the lights didn’t work.

Bonus: Can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?
Yes, and they know what you’re doing so you better stop it.

Today’s Comment Question: What was your best! present! ever!??